Marriage Humor

Peter has made me laugh so hard a couple of times lately.  The first time was last weekend when I had put a pair of pants on that I haven't worn in a while.  Once they were on I started wondering what size they were.  I was curious because I thought they were a size smaller than the size I have been wearing, so a girl needs to know these things ya know?  Instead of taking them off to look I went and found Peter so he could look at the tag.  I reversed the top of my pants in the back and asked him to tell me what size they were.  Instead of just looking he decided that I had invited him to give me a wedgie!  It caught me so off guard that I started laughing.  He was pretty proud of himself. 

Then the other night, Peter decided to cuddle up next to me while I was asleep.  I was at the very edge of the bed.  Several hours later one of us moved and WHACK, I fell right out of bed!!!  I landed on my knees and just sat there for a minute because I wasn't really sure what just happened.  I kept trying to go back to sleep but every time I thought about it I couldn't stop laughing or joking that Peter had dumped me.  Now I will have a little more sympathy when I hear a thud coming from one of the kids rooms in the middle of the night.